In his own words...

Deep in the underworld caverns of Mordor, creatures labored for decades trying to mimic the letterforms of mankind. The hideous typeface “Golum” was the result of their tortured and distorted attempts to copy the handwriting of their human counterparts above. Lost and forgotten for centuries, this font was only recently uncovered by Galápagos Design Group on an expedition to unearth ancient typographic artifacts.

Use this gruesome heavy weight to captivate your audience, but beware – excessive use can corrupt your sense of graphic aesthetics.